miércoles, abril 18, 2007

Three Things.......

Happy
Dont Listen!


Yum Yum

Want to Go!



Scary Self-Indulge




Three Things That Scare Me:
1. Ocean, Waves, Boats, Tsunamis-
2. My addiction to MySpace and stalking people from High School and gawking at their big boob pictures
3. Baby mice that live in my oven mitts
Three People Who Make Me Laugh:
1. Becca-YES you are funny!
2. Lindsay and Lara the mama and baby –they are one
3. Borat
Three Things I Love:
1. Picturing Liam squeezing into Becca and Billy and all loving families for that matter
2. Lara coming home to me in the summer
3. Sweet Lifes’ vegan chocolate silk cake, a bottle of wine and Sex and the City-pure self indulgance
Three Things I Hate:
1. War
2. Standardized Tests
3. Cars that don’t have well maintained defrost systems
Three Things I Don't Understand:
1. Internet!
2. High-heeled shoes
3. How to build a tunnel under water
Three Things On My Desk:
1. Don’t have a desk
2. Only a futon that hurts my back
3. And a free orange retro chair I stole from work
Three Things I'm Doing Right Now:
1. “Working” Pretending that I am typing an important report for work, with a telephone head set on
2. Listening to footsteps of potential co-workers from down the hall
3. Wishing that I drank more water, but just hate going pee all day, I’m too lazy to get up
Three Things I Want To Do Before I Die:
1. Go to Africa
2. Make a baby
3. Swim laps
Three Things I Can Do:
1. Pretend to be diligently working
2. Successfully avoid people in supermarkets
3. Make my hair super curly or super straight
Three Things I Can't Do:
1. Dive
2. Rent a REALLY good movie with Scott
3. Talk on a cell phone using an inside voice
Three Things I Think You Should Listen To:
1. All of the positive thoughts and feelings that go through your head each day
2. Silence
3. My Co-Worker’s babies’ giggles
Three Things You Should Never Listen To:
1. The person that has massive Diarrhea in the stall next to you
2. Rush Limbaugh! And other bigots previously mentioned. Bill ‘o Riley --Or basically any old white conservative man--That includes the ones that run this country and disguise their power hungry World Domination plot with “Christianity”-What would Jesus Do George Bush?? How many lives lost now..? (now stepping off of my soap box)
3. Negative thoughts from people and/or society that make you feel anything less than the beautiful and wonderfu humans that we are
Three Things I'd Like To Learn:
1. Italian
2. Interior Design
3. Rock Climbing
Three Favorite Foods:
1. Strawberries
2. Ceviche
3. Tamales
Three Shows I Watched As A Kid:
1. Math-net
2. Seasame Street
3. Mr. Rogers
Three Things I Regret:
1. Not sticking with soccer
2. Lying to Scott about my feelings for him when we first met
3. Stessing out about grades my whole life
Three People I Tag:
1. Lori-I know you are out there stalking me, don’t pretend you are not reading this!
2. It made me laugh, so I need to re-write it-Baby Girl Fetus, haha why is that so funny? Trying to picture a fetus typing?haha
3. Adam ClarkHelm

3 Comments:

Blogger Team Clarkhelm said...

Building a tunnel underwater is a good one! Like the one from Europe to England... I have lost a lot of sleep pondering that one. I have an easier time understanding the woman who swam across it, but a tunnel under it???

Also, phones. I just don't understand how my voice can go anywhere in the world without it being delayed at least a day or two. I would be the worst inventor EVER!
Love, Laraxander Graham Bell

6:17 p. m.  
Blogger Unknown said...

So, I don't know if you still want me to help you sew a dress. I just finished what I thought would be a funky, summer dress akin to something you might find at Anthropologie...but now that it is finished I realized I sewed a Mumu (or however you spell the darn things). And with me being as rotund as I am, it ain't the hippest looking thing to say the least. I am pretty embarrassed. Anywhos, that is my disclaimer!

3:10 p. m.  
Blogger Unknown said...

Emmy, Go check out my dad's blog. He has the funniest posts on Ross and Annelisa. You'll especially like the one on Ross.

5:43 p. m.  

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